Calico Cat "Murder Mittens" T-Shirt

This tee is for every cat lover who knows the difference between “sweet baby angel” and “I will end you” — inspired by Donnie, The Calm Cat Whisperer, and his iconic phrase for grooming spicy cats: “Put away your murder mittens.”

The design features an adorable cartoon calico cat with their murder mittens up, ready to swipe, sass, and defend their personal space. Above their head, the bold Murder Mittens lettering completes the joke, making this shirt the perfect blend of cute chaos and cat‑parent humor.

Soft, comfy, and full of personality, this tee is ideal for groomers, cat parents, Donnie fans, and anyone who’s ever survived a spicy grooming session.

Cute. Chaotic. Absolutely feral. A shirt that celebrates the claws‑out attitude we love.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!